Things you know

2 Jul

Stop picking your nose

  • What your foot taste like when you stick it in your mouth.
  • That with young kids, changing the subject does solve the problem.
  • When you see a hot young chick walking towards you, she sees an old weird guy.
  • What the aging feels like. You literally feel it.
  • How to be bipolar on purpose in order to avoid going crazy.
  • That even-though you are tough, you get more emotional then a chick watching the last scene of a chick-flick when your kid tells you he/she loves you.
  • That when you pick your nose and fart in front of your kids, they think it’s a good thing. You should totally control yourself.
  • Most people are shit (yourself included), but try to be nice about it.
  • No matter how hard you try, your kids are still going to grow up to be just like you.
Have more? Do tell!

3 Responses to “Things you know”

  1. Movie Betty July 6, 2012 at 9:51 pm #

    “How to be bipolar on purpose in order to avoid going crazy.”

    I never thought to put that in words, but yep sums it up quite nicely.

  2. good2begone July 16, 2012 at 11:30 pm #

    When it’s best NOT to say ” I told you so”

  3. Zaftig Diva July 17, 2012 at 3:14 pm #

    Experience is not the best teacher – just the more personal. As we get older we can learn by example. Experience is what we get when we refuse example. Knowledge is born of understanding and refection of information.

    Excellent blog!

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