Mirror Mirror

10 Jan


And then I noticed it. The mirror.

Generally speaking, all three star chain hotel rooms look the same, smell the same, and feel the same. But this room was somewhat different. I think that It was simply nicer then other rooms we stayed in.
The Mirror in the bathroom seemed ordinary  at first, but then I went to pee. Thing is, I could see my self pee. The whole thing. The mirror was right above the toilet, and very low. This was very different. If you think you know what you look like naked, you need to visit this PA hotel to get a second opinion. Watching myself pee made me realize two things. One, that the situation down there is better then what I always thought and two, that peeing was not the only thing I wanted to watch my slf do in front of that magical mirror. But for that I had to wait until much later when everyone was finally asleep.

It was worth the wait. Like in the movies (you know what kinds of movies I’m referring to, no need to split hairs, right?)

*Writing on my phone is proving to be more difficult then what I thought it would be.


7 Responses to “Mirror Mirror”

  1. yourothermotherhere January 10, 2013 at 9:40 pm #

    You wanted to dance naked in front of the mirror? (smiles)

  2. memyselfandkids January 10, 2013 at 10:51 pm #

    Funny and intriguing post.

    • shittydad January 10, 2013 at 11:04 pm #

      Thank you, amd welcome back!

  3. BodaciousLanthie January 11, 2013 at 1:28 am #

    Love your sense of humor!

  4. memyselfandkids January 28, 2013 at 9:35 am #

    By the way, my blog moved. Here is the new address:memyselfandkids.com

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